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me:
goes to the gym once
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me:
expects to be skinny and fit the next day
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before I shower:
ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
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when I'm in the shower:
sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself I never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters of warmth around my body
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